ZIPI: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
ZIPI: i am carrying a weapon and i'm not afraid to use it!

OHPI: Relax, everything's fine. :)

ZIPI: I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHATS FINE HERE, OK?
ZIPI: stay away from me please   i swear to god
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: freaks everywhere nowadays   jezus christ

OHPI: Don't talk so mean to me... I simply had to check!

ZIPI: ?????? CHECK WHAT???
ZIPI: you were legit hanging above my head   drooling and everything
ZIPI: you cant act like that is "normal" somehow

OHPI: Sorry if you didn't think that was normal...
OHPI: Good news is that I didnt find anything unusual while chec-

ZIPI: i don't give a CARE for what you intended to check oud   stay away from me or i'll hit you so hard that from then on your jaw will open diagonally-

OHPI: ...
OHPI: Alright. I'll remember that.
OHPI: My name is Onthoofdpiet* trouwens.

* "Onthoofden" is the dutch verb for "to decapitate"