JV: Man, how I love rules,
JV: and laws and stuff.
ZIPI: i want a different room!
ZIPI: seriously how could you ever place someone in the same room as """onthoofd piet"""??
JV: dont be so quick to judge
JV: onthoofdpiet 's probably a real nice guy
ZIPI: that "real nice guy" of yours has been drooling on me the whole time i was trying to sleep
ZIPI: hanging above me and everything whole jaw around me you cant make this shit up!
ZIPI: seriously you dont see it at first glance but that mouth could fit a whole horse
ZIPI: if i had woken up maybe even 1 second later his guilloting-like teeth would have gotten me
ZIPI: i'm not going back to that room!!
JV: ok
JV: alright sure
JV: i'll find someone else who can take your room, no problem
ZIPI: dont be like that i paid a great sum of pepernoten* to stay here
ZIPI: is there really no other room available?
JV: with our economy in this state?
JV: take a guess
* "Pepernoten" are gingerbread-like treats associated with the Sinterklaas holiday.
JV: see this:
JV: this clear to you?
ZIPI: good god you must be joking these pieten dont even exist and you know it
ZIPI: after the incident i've met so many ridiculous pieten but surpasses everything
ZIPI: i swear Spencer-van-ICarly piet* is someone you made up
ZIPI:
ZIPI: you're filling spots in that list with fake names so that poor guys like me can't take the good rooms
ZIPI: yeah thats it
ZIPI: you want to protect an image
ZIPI: 'oh yess my hostel is first class ah all spots are full OOPS SORRY'
ZIPI: who even opens a hostel during the apocalypse jesus
ZIPI: so damn vain
