ZIPI: hff
ZIPI: pfff
ZIPI: hop!
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: SHIT!
ZIPI: HAAAaaaauu....!
ZIPI: ...uuufph!
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: wooo
ZIPI: whos there
AVPI:
AVPI:
Kraai: KRAA!!
AVPI: fuck!
AVPI: damn animals!
AVPI: another scratch on my aaaarm...
AVPI: now i'll have to repair my damn outfit agaaaain!
Kraai: KAAA
Kraai: KAW!
AVPI: zitpiet huuuuuuuuuuhh??
AVPI: hmm
AVPI: you're more athletic than I thought... ;)
ZIPI: shut up
Kraai: KRAA
AVPI: my name is Aangevallen door Vogels Piet*.
AVPI: let me tell you my tragic tale before I end your liiiife:
AVPI: ever since I was a kid all the birds in my presence would assault me for no reeeeason.
AVPI: my parents couldn't haaandle thi-
ZIPI: bla bla bla i dont care sorry buddy
AVPI: LET ME FINISH!
AVPI: my parents couldn't deal with this streeess and left me on the street.
AVPI: i had to raise myseeel-
ZIPI: weeeh! weeeh! go cry or something
ZIPI: a lot of big talk for someone unironically wearing a plague doctor mask
ZIPI: seriously how edgy could one be... and you want people to take you and your story seriously?
ZIPI: anyways it shouldnt give any tactical advantage or anything right
AVPI: its just styliiish!
AVPI: which doesn't seem to be your proficiency;
AVPI: the color of your pants matches the color of your shiiiirt...
ZIPI: "get to the pointtttttt"
AVPI: give me the staaaaaff and maybe I'll spare your life.
ZIPI: lolno
* Aangevallen door vogels means "to be attacked by birds".
AVPI: nooooo?
AVPI: then get ready to experience my fate first hand!
AVPI: as in physically, when you get pierced by these shitbirds.
ZIPI: whoa fuck
ZIPI: hmph...
ZIPI: ...hhaa!
Kraai: KRAA
AVPI: you know why I hate these animals?
AVPI: they're not loyal at all.
AVPI: give them a handful of seeds and they'll go from friend to foe.
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: well damn it
ZIPI: i dont have the time to play this game of catch
ZIPI: nor the energy
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: wasn't there something with the staff I could do...
ZIPI: shit shit shit
ZIPI: i dont even get a moment to mess around with this thing in peace
ZIPI: euhhhh
ZIPI: where do you hide a laser function
ZIPI: ...
ZIPI: ah yessss!
ZIPI: phooey
AVPI: whooooa!
AVPI: buddy, do you really think you can hit meeee?
AVPI: I've been dodging shit all my life, remember?!
ZIPI: maybe I'll remember if you finish telling your background stor-
AVPI: no.
AVPI: die!
ZIPI: whoo...aagottem!
ZIPI: HA
ZIPI: "on, die!"??
ZIPI: what are you talking about buddy
ZIPI: please just stand still and give up because youve had your chance
ZIPI: the assassin doesnt even know how to aim...
ZIPI: tough shit man
AVPI: ...
AVPI: you're riiiight.
AVPI: you made fun of my ooooutfit... skipped my background story
AVPI: damn... is it over for meeee??
AVPI: here, I'm standing stiiill
AVPI: go ahead. shooooot!
ZIPI: okay
ZIPI: but ill grant you a bit of background story before i end your life
ZIPI: because im nice like that
ZIPI: why do you need the staff?
AVPI: I don't really care about the staff...
AVPI: or the coat if that matters.
AVPI: i'm just following orders to get my foot and drink.
AVPI: this is simply the only way I can still survive!
AVPI: and if I have to kill some oblivious loser for that, so be it.
ZIPI: ...but now it became your downfall!
AVPI: ...
AVPI: how sooooo? ;)
AVPI: alright, well, i'll be taking your stuf-
ZIPI:
AVPI: what?!
AVPI: Zitpiet nooo!
AVPI: don't shoot with the back eeeend!
AVPI: only the front can be used properly, the backsideeee...??
AVPI: ...
AVPI: I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIIAAA
AVPI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AVPI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AVPI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
